The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, HE was a genius.

"The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one."
-Sid Caesar

"Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end."
-Sid Caesar

"To show your versatility."
-Sid Caesar

"I didn't allow cue cards because, to my mind, when you're acting with someone you listen when they speak, ... Because then you can push off not just what they say but how they say it. You don't just hang around waiting for your cue."
-Sid Caesar

"The remote control changed our lives, ... The remote control took over the timing of the world. That's why you have road rage. You have people who have no patience, because you got immediate gratification. You got click, click, click, click. If it doesn't explode within three seconds, click click, click."
-Sid Caesar