May you live all the days of your life.

"I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled, and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout."
-Jonathan Swift

"Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others."
-Jonathan Swift

"The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes."
-Jonathan Swift

"One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid."
-Jonathan Swift

"We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love, one another."
-Jonathan Swift