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I like an escalator because an escalator

 

" I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience. "


-Mitch Hedberg
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This quote is just one of 12 total Mitch Hedberg quotes in our collection. Mitch Hedberg is known for saying 'I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.' as well as some of the following quotes.

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"With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?'"
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