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I don't exercise. If God wanted me

 

" I don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. "


-Joan Rivers
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"Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery."
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"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."
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"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor."
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"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."
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