Wife Quotes

"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
-Socrates

"My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked."
-Sir Winston Churchill

"A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her."
-George Bernard Shaw

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
-Oscar Wilde

"When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs."
-Oscar Wilde

"All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife."
-Daniel Boone

"The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me."
-Howard Nemerov

"He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed."
-Benjamin Franklin

"He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot."
-Douglas Adams

"For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal."
-Woody Allen

"I tended to place my wife under a pedestal."
-Woody Allen

"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. "
-Erma Bombeck

"Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there."
-Andrew Jackson

"A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man's cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor."
-Charles Reade

"Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife."
-Euripides

"I went to Bali for two months and met my wife, and that's how the story started... We had a very simple beginning, selling art on the street."
-Andrew Jack

"They have killed my family; they have killed my wife and kids. Why did they kill my wife and kids?"
-Michael Curry

"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
-Sacha Guitry

"My wife was diagnosed with lupus 16 or 17 years ago, and that's how I kinda got involved in it. I just finished my fifth annual Bobby Hatfield Classic Golf Tournament, and happily I can report that we raised over $52,000. Through the years we've raised not only through the golf tournament, but through other charitable concerts, we've raised over $600,000."
-Bobby Hatfield

"We do all the setting up and cleaning up and my wife does all the cooking."
-Charlie Bonacolta

"It is a tremendous joy, ... It is impossible to describe that feeling for me and my wife, who is doing fine."
-Prince Frederik

"Thank God for Ivy, his wife. She was kind of my contact person. Lindsey would tell me only so much of what he was doing. Ivy would give me the fine details."
-Arnie Kander

"A story about... I play a guy who is with... Patricia Arquette is my wife and we're having troubles. It's a raw relationship. And she ends up dead and they think I did it. I don't think I did."
-Bill Pullman

"I don't really have a dog. I tried to talk bad to my wife, but she had none of that, so that didn't work."
-Brad Kassell

"I walk to stay in shape for mountain climbing and to spend precious time with my wife."
-Steve Taylor

"[That sarcasm is mild compared to Morris' treatment of Nixon, who the authors say may have had an affair with a cocktail waitress.] Well, I can't even imagine him with his own wife, let alone someone else, ... I'm going to now caress your little appendages."
-Jim Morrison

"Using the Oval office to cheat on your wife makes you a bad husband and an irresponsible leader. Using the Oval office to lead your troops into a war born of blatant deception makes you a murderer and a war criminal."
-Jules Carlysle

"He didn't present as someone who was bitter or hated his wife or kids like 99 percent of the people who come into my office."
-Howard Graber