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"Let's say it was half a watermelon. People took pictures of it with their cell phones. It was grotesque. I couldn't lay on my back for weeks."
"Playing in the rain is like playing with a greased watermelon. The ball got really hard to hold on to, and it seemed like neither team could run more than two or three plays without turning it over."
"We always try to do something fun on Fridays. We have snow cones or watermelon. We make it a little different from the normal school year."
"In a game like today, you know the ball is going to be like a greased watermelon and it was, and the field conditions got worse and worse."
"About eight of the sides were hits I had over at RCA, ... Then we recut `Keeper of the Stars,' and `I'm From the Country' and `Watermelon Crawl' just because they were such big hits from the first of my career."
"Last week, two watermelon growers called me describing a silvery-whitish cast to the crowns of the melons, that ran along the row. When I inspected the fields, I could see no signs of any disease that would cause a problem like this."