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Uncle Quotes
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"Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself; the image of a God is not disguised by resemblances to an uncle or doubts of wisdom of a mustache."
-G. K. Chesterton
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"My uncle is being helpful, like: All you have to do is blow out this wall and extend the bathroom. If you're going to borrow $100,000, why not spend $100,000 more and be done with it, with no hassle?"
-Michele Morson
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"I tell people they don't know who they lost. They lost a great man. (The street naming) would be a great honor, not just for my uncle but for everyone. For blacks, and for whites too."
-Richard Palmer
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"Dodi Fayed's uncle, on his mother's side, is a well-known arms dealer, ... I'm sure they're extremely nice people, but it does cast a slight shadow over things."
-Sarah Bradford
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"My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago."
-George Gobel
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"I know what it means to the people down there, because I have an uncle and his wife who lived in New Orleans. I'm pretty sure all the players and coaches will chip in. They know what's going on."
-Jeff Nelson
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"The building disintegrated, and a slab hit him. This has almost killed me, losing everything, and my uncle."
-Marty Bryant
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"I would see these films starring Maria Felix, Lola Flores she was my very favorite. My uncle was the one that opened my eyes to glamour."
-Holly Woodlawn
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"Well, I can't (sing or dance). Actually, I sing like a seal and dance like your Uncle Leo at that wedding where he got up and went 'ya, ya, ya'."
-Richard Dreyfuss
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"I don't think he had any enemies. In fact, there is nobody who didn't know Uncle Jake and love Uncle Jake. He 's just a wonderful person. And this corner is not going to be the same. It's going to be very hard for me to drive through here and not see my uncle sitting on the porch or see him walking up the street here."
-Jerry Young
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"Hands down. He's done more for college football than anybody around today. He's like your uncle at Thanksgiving that everybody likes."
-Brian Ferentz
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"China's Premier Zhao Ziyang, for all of his billion constituents, seemed in the evening's lovely flow like a favorite uncle, smiling a little too much, wanting to be a bit American, talking about peace and pork chops."
-Hugh Sidey
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"No mother can sleep at night knowing that her son was murdered in the fashion that my uncle was murdered in. My grandparents live with this every day, for the last nine years. And this has brought closure to my family."
-Tangee Overly
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"The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things."
-G. Gordon Liddy
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"They were very close and they did a lot together. They liked to jitterbug. My uncle has a real zest for life and he's an example why they call his, the Greatest Generation."
-Mark Lofthouse
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"Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in."
-Marcelene Cox
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"It's been totally patriotic. Anything from Uncle Sam to Betsy Ross to the Statue of Liberty has been real hot."
-Gregg Kerns
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"He's a big guy, you know? ... I talked to him the last 18 holes, 'Come on, man, come on. Why you too slow?' 'Your bag too heavy, Uncle.' I said, 'You eat too much every night.' I'll never forget that one."
-Carlos Franco
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"The Gong Show provided me with five years of the happiest times of my life, but that's that. And to be known as the guy who gave the world The Gong Show - listen, my Uncle George isn't known as anything. So I guess it isn't so bad in that context."
-Chuck Barris
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"Luke: Uncle Owen, this R2 unit has a bad motivator."
-Mark Hamill
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"Our collection includes costumes dating back to the 1890s. We have an Uncle Sam suit that was typical of the day. People in that time wore patriotic costumes."
-Murl Riedel
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"Playing for my uncle is difficult sometimes, but when we leave practice, everything's over with. My dad gives me advice. I think I could play for him, too."
-Jordan Zuppe
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"My uncle was there for the last day, and I'm here for the first. It's like we completed the cycle."
-Marty Humphrey
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"At the Uncle Sam grave site, we received a generous donation from Robert Huff. We received a new flagpole which he gave to the cemetery in memory of his grandson."
-Terry Page
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"Ossie's point of view was that if you pushed everybody to their limits and made the racists the worst racists in the world and made the Uncle Tom the worst Uncle Tom, that all of it would be so ridiculous that you could laugh it out of existence, ... But along with this humor, there are some very, very serious political points being made."
-Sheldon Epps
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"I talked to my uncle in Florida on the phone and I told him I wanted to teach. He said to get into it slowly. So I got into it slowly. I read so many books, it's unreal."
-Bill Mason
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"He should be OK, ... He was in the Marines. My dad was in the Navy. My auntie and uncle, they were in the Air Force and Army. So, they're survivors."
-Byron Sanders
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"It's not safe for everybody, and unless you're experienced you should be going to the store and buy it, or buy it from the guy on the side of the road, or call my uncle on the Big Island and he go get 'em and I got to give him money for his time."
-Renee Nunies
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