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Shortest Quotes
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"The shortest answer is doing the thing."
-Ernest Hemingway
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"The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense."
-Randy K. Milholland
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"'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence? "
-George Carlin
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"What is my task? To get the gospel around the world in the shortest possible time to every man and woman and boy and girl!"
-Aimee Semple Mcpherson
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"The Word of God well understood and religiously obeyed is the shortest route to spiritual perfection. And we must not select a few favorite passages to the exclusion of others. Nothing less than a whole Bible can make a whole Christian."
-A. W. Tozer
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"We're probably the shortest team so we really have to beef up our frontline."
-Ryan Gregorio
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"Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is."
-Will Rogers
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"I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. Hopefully, I'll be the crowd favorite since I might be the shortest one in it. I'm probably not ever going to get another opportunity like this, so I'm going to take advantage of it."
-Laderrick Satterwhite
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"Concepts of justice must have hands and feet or they remain sterile abstractions. The hands and feet we need are efficient means and methods to carry out justice in every case in the shortest possible time and at the lowest possible cost."
-Warren E. Burger
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"There's definitely an oversupply and intense competition. LCD makers are seeing one of the shortest recoveries in the industry."
-Nicholas Yeo
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"We're working to put those barrels in place in the shortest time possible."
-Rafael Ramirez
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"Together, our companies have effectively designed a ready-made converged handset that allows customers to get a high-quality product into production and into the market in the shortest possible period of time, all while saving a considerable amount on bill of materials and development costs."
-Bernard Xavier
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"I will be brief. Not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech. He said I will be so brief I have already finished, and he sat down."
-Gene Fowler
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"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
-Victor Borge
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"African-American males are where we are shortest."
-Kathleen Smith
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"The defensive back has the shortest memory on the field. People are going to make some plays and you're out there on an island so, the percentages are against you. You just try to win more than you lose and so far, I have been winning more than I have lost. It's a minor setback. I'm back focused and back on my game. I feel good right now and I feel like I'm going to make some plays this week."
-William Fields
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"Gamma-ray bursts in general are notoriously difficult to study, but the shortest ones have been next to impossible to pin down."
-Neil Gehrels
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"Those who run cricket in this country, especially at the domestic level, are for the most part a self-serving, pusillanimous and self-important bunch of myopic dinosaurs unable to take any but the shortest-term view of everything."
-Henry Blofeld
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"Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars."
-George Mikes
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"About three days. Shortest colleague ever. There was too much food around, right? Couldn't stop eating."
-Tracy Austin
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"The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible."
-Hugh Taylor
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"Houston has had its storm disasters before. In 2001, the enormous amount of rain dropped in the shortest time by tropical storm Alison caused $8 million in damages for the Houston Symphony alone -- which lost its music library and many musical instruments."
-Hans Graf
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"The longest we've had a child stay so far is nine months. The shortest was one night. ... Sometimes it's just a misunderstanding, and the child can get back home, ... It's very hard. But it's the most rewarding thing I've ever done. They tell you in training to love the kids like they're your own. But you know you have to love them enough to let them go."
-Michael Stewart
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"It was the shortest tag-team match I had in history. They jumped us during the Russian national anthem and doubled-teamed me. And the match was over in less than a minute. The next day I blamed Nikolai and jumped him on TV."
-Boris Zhukov
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"There are many crooked lines and one straight line. Which is the line of truth? Why the straight line? Truth is always the shortest distance between two points."
-Sun Myung Moon
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"You like that? It's the shortest it's been in a while, probably since high school."
-J.p. Losman
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"We feel that our data are completely consistent with the current American Heart Association guidelines and the current FDA guidance to use the lowest possible dose for the shortest possible duration."
-Dr. Judith Hsia
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"We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor."
-Bobby Clarke
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