Sex Quotes
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"Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in sexual terms, define Lesbian as sex between women."
-Rita Mae Brown
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-Rita Mae Brown
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"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
-Matt Groening
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-Matt Groening
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"An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex."
-Aldous Huxley
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-Aldous Huxley
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"It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters."
-Aesop
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-Aesop
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"Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself."
-Gore Vidal
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-Gore Vidal
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"Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step; for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair."
-C. S. Lewis
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-C. S. Lewis
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"Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it."
-Florence King
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-Florence King
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"If people could enjoy staying together as much as they fantasize about having sex with someone outside of their relationship then couples would keep from falling apart."
-Martin Dansky
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-Martin Dansky
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"Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did."
-James Arthur Baldwin
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-James Arthur Baldwin
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"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less."
-Brendan Behan
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-Brendan Behan
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"One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that."
-Norman Mailer
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-Norman Mailer
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"Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement."
-Charles Bukowski
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-Charles Bukowski
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"The orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of longing and fulfillment."
-Malcolm Muggeridge
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-Malcolm Muggeridge
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"I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know."
-Garry Shandling
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-Garry Shandling
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"I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age, sexual orientation, or whose ox is being gored."
-Betty White
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-Betty White
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"Sex is like washing your face - just something you do because you have to. Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it."
-Sophia Loren
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-Sophia Loren
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"I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packed more sex than two naked bodies in bed."
-Bette Davis
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-Bette Davis
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"But seduction isn't making someone do what they don't want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already."
-Waiter Rant
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-Waiter Rant
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"Sex and obscenity are not synonymous. Obscene material is material which deals with sex in a manner appealing to prurient interest."
-William J. Brennan, Jr.
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-William J. Brennan, Jr.
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