Pork Quotes

"Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns)."
-Robert Byrne

"Television was supposed to be a national park. Instead it has become a money machine. It's a commodity now, just like pork bellies."
-Fred Friendly

"Some of the recent expenditures (in security grants to cities and states) probably have more to do with pork-barrel politics than actually making us safer."
-Vicki Bier

"Montana is getting more highway pork, but so is every other state."
-Brian M. Riedl

"The bond was full of pork and spending and tax increases."
-Rod Benfield

"That's a long bus ride. And there's not much to eat down here except barbecue. Nothing but pork. I'm ready to get back and rock with our fans."
-Chris Gaynor

"They insist we eat with them and the pork, chicken and beef dishes is the best I've ever had."
-Carol Hughes

"The only thing that may stand in our way is the pork rind lobby."
-Rep. Gary Simrill

"CBS has no problem with airing commercial after commercial advocating the consumption of fried chicken, pork sausage and fast-food burgers, even though eating these products are making Americans fat, sick and boring in bed."
-Lisa Lange

"Since Iowa is the nation's No. 1 state in pork production, these advances will add to the competitive advantage of our producers. But ultimately, the consumer will be the beneficiary."
-Max Rothschild

"Special places in other states are proposed to be sold so Oregon can get its pork."
-Andy Stahl

"I'm going to have 10 pork roasts rotating on a rotisserie grill, and we're going to serve it with dressing and baked beans. We also have five football pools and $1 beer."
-Willie Wilson

"This is not about the pork rinds. It was never about the pork rinds. We investigated things that are quite serious."
-Tim Mcafee

"We spent more than the president requested, and we were criticized for pork-barrel spending."
-Bob Bennett

"Before, Cubans didn't eat that many vegetables. Rice and beans and pork meat was the basic diet. At some point necessity taught them, and now they demand [vegetables]."
-Roberto Sanchez

"Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
-Anne Tyler

"Me and my big pork chop side burns and her and her bright orange hair. It was a match made in heaven. The rest is history."
-Jason Burke

"They've cooked lamb, beef, chicken and pork and they have all been magnificent."
-Peter Wards

"Elias' Butcher Shoppe is expanding its business. They carry all kinds of high-end meats – including beef, pork, chicken and seafood."
-Robbie Davis

"I want to see people who take credit for bringing home pork stand up and donate the money for their projects to the Gulf Coast."
-Stuart Butler

"I don't think my son will ever eat another pork tenderloin."
-Kelly Ellis

"It was saying, 'Eat all the beef and bacon and pork and butter and all this jazz that you want.' People said, 'It's my kind of diet,'."
-Jim Anderson

"They call me 'The Pork King,' they don't know how much I enjoy it."
-Robert C. Byrd

"It's been boring, really. We don't do junk bonds, pork bellies, Internet funds. It's just dollar-cost averaging."
-Joe Mclaughlin

"None of us thought back in the 1980s that this effort to reposition pork would become the one of the most recognized advertising campaigns in America."
-Danita Rodibaugh

"Go talk to the people who are suffering in New Orleans. Ask them do they think it's pork."
-Michael Parker

"Working conditions in U.S. meat and poultry plants should trouble the conscience of every American who eats beef, pork or chicken."
-Jamie Fellner

"Will insure that you will never serve a dried-out, hard, tasteless pork chop again and your pork loin roasts will be juicy and tender."
-Bruce Aidells