Quotes about Penis

"It was a gag gift that was never operational. He never attached the pump to his penis and he was not masturbating on the bench."
-Clark Brewster

"There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody."
-Florynce Kennedy

"Did he actually touch your penis or your testicles?"
-Ron Zonen

"Very small penis, and no money."
-Chris Phillips

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. "
-Robin Williams

"To be a boy is to be macho, to have weapons, to have fights, and to kill, at first in play, then maybe later in war. To be a boy is also to be powerful with a penis and to do things with it unmentionable to adults."
-John Money

"I wanted closure. And for him to thank me for being so loyal to him over the years. Instead he stood up and asked me if I wanted to see his penis."
-Lauren Alcorn