Noun Quotes

"It's the season to scam, gate, bash and amokize every noun around Washington."
-David Smith

"Saint, noun. A dead sinner revised and edited."
-Ambrose Bierce

"Think Tank, noun: The shower."
-Craig Bruce

"Happiness, noun. An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another."
-Ambrose Bierce

"I've never met anyone who describes himself as a motorist, a noun that conjures up a chap with a moustache and leather driving gloves in an open-topped roadster."
-Joan Smith

"Theater is a verb before it is a noun, an act before it is a place."
-Martha Graham

"Impiety, noun. Your irreverence toward my deity."
-Ambrose Bierce

"Faith, noun. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel."
-Ambrose Bierce

"Conservative. noun. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from a liberal, who wishes to replace them with others."
-Ambrose Bierce