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Masturbation Quotes

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Masturbation Quotes
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"Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love."
-Woody Allen
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"The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity."
-Patrick Murray
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"Self Improvement is Masturbation."
-Tyler Durden
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"Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure."
-Thomas S. Szasz
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"Our country talked about masturbation more in December of 1994 than they ever have in the history of the country, and you know, people would think you'd be embarrassed about that. I'm not embarrassed about that."
-Joycelyn Elders
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"Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex."
-Karl Marx
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"Hands, the perfect metaphor for Barry Avrich's visual masturbation."
-Tom Hall
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"The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it."
-Truman Capote
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"Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation."
-Richard Feynman
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