Idiot Quotes

"To generalize is to be an idiot."
-William Blake

"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
-Mark Twain

"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
-Mark Twain

"God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board."
-Mark Twain

"The 100% American is 99% an idiot."
-George Bernard Shaw

"No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot."
-Scott Adams

"There's a great woman behind every idiot."
-John Lennon

"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot."
-Scott Adams

"If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it."
-Horace Mann

"The trick is not how much pain you feel - but how much joy you feel. Any idiot can feel pain. Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses."
-Erica Jong

"A lot of people think 'Alice's Restaurant' was an anti-war song. It's not. It's an anti-idiot song."
-Arlo Guthrie

"Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot."
-Leo Durocher

"The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, HE was a genius."
-Sid Caesar

"I didn't want to tell her what an idiot I had been ? how I had put her and our family at risk."
-Bill Saturno

"In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it."
-Elbert Hubbard

"Idiot engineering isn't butt kissing. The whole idea is to make working conditions more conducive to your career growth."
-John Hoover

"Any idiot can amass intelligence. It is being able to leverage that knowledge. They are good at that."
-Richard Hyman

"You're the biggest idiot that ever came out of Boston College. I'm insulted that we could have gone to the same school."
-Bill Romanowski

"Just because the person who criticizes you is an idiot doesn't make him wrong."
-Roger Rosenblatt

"Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot."
-Lucy Lawless

"Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?"
-George Carlin

"I've had great success being a total idiot."
-Jerry Lewis

"I didn't expect it because it's a difficult move to pull off. You can look great like he did or you can look like an idiot. It's a great move."
-Tim Thomas

"I can't remember any text of mine where I said that one should fight Hitler without violence; I'm not an idiot."
-Adam Michnik

"I was afraid that I was going to be a blubbering idiot, but so far I'm good."
-Duff Gibson

"Send the idiot back to Texas!"
-Leo Gerard

"I whispered in his ear, 'I'm the guy for this part. And if you can't see that, you're an idiot,'."
-Stephen Baldwin

"Don King isn't an idiot, he wouldn't be coming here if his boy had no chance."
-Frank Warren