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Humor Quotes
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"Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality."
-Steve Allen
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"Humor is also a way of saying something serious."
-T. S. Eliot
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"Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding."
-Agnes Repplier
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"A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself."
-Clifton Fadiman
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"Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind."
-E. B. White
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"Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn."
-Irvin S. Cobb
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"Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood."
-Mary Hirsch
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"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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"Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them."
-Lewis Mumford
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"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl."
-Charlie Chaplin
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"Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?"
-Dick Clark
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"Good humor isn't a trait of character; it is an art which requires practice."
-David Seabury
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"Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him."
-Romain Gary
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"Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred."
-Pico Iyer
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"Wow, three pairs of shoes! Someone had a fetish."
-Marge Simpson
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"There is no accounting for taste and no taste for accounting."
-Kevin Byrne
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"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."
-Peter Ustinov
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"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."
-Victor Borge
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"Humor is just another defense against the universe."
-Mel Brooks
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"It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor."
-Max Eastman
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"I love humor. I always will fall back on humor. That's something that I think you can't ever get enough of and, if it's done well, it's great. When it's bad, it's horrible."
-Sandra Bullock
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"Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head."
-Stephen Colbert
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"The people who fear humor - and there are many -are suspicious of its power to present things in unexpected lights to question received opinions and to suggest unforeseen possibilities."
-Robertson Davies
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"The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself."
-James Thurber
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"Life is tough, and if you have the ability to laugh at it you have the ability to enjoy it."
-Salma Hayek
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"Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will."
-John Kenneth Galbraith
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"Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them."
-Simon Wiesenthal
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"It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?"
-Monty Python
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