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Horny Quotes

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Horny Quotes
6 horny quotes follow in order of popularity. Be sure to bookmark and share your favorite horny quotes!
"I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out."
-Tom Waits
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"I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living."
-Johnny Bench
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"Mine is the horny hand of toil."
-John Singer Sargent
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"Horny-handed sons of toil."
-Lord Salisbury
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"I was really amused when someone once called me a purveyor of horny sex comedies. He listed Breakfast Club and Mr. Mom in parentheses."
-John Hughes
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"You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
-Edward Flaherty
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