Hell Quotes

"When I think of the number of disagreeable people that I know who have gone to a better world, I am sure hell won't be so bad at all."
-Mark Twain

"If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd live in Hell and rent out Texas."
-Mark Twain

"Which is worse: Hell or nothing?"
-Chuck Palahniuk

"Life's the greates torture sould feel in hell, In hell: that they must live, and cannot die."
-John Webster

"Hell is truth seen too late - duty neglected in its season."
-Tryon Edwards

"Because there were all kinds of hell - some were black and dirty, and some were silvery and high."
-Mark Helprin

"Hell has been described as a pocket edition of Chicago."
-Ashley Montague

"The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality."
-Dante Alighieri

"Hell is paved with priests' skulls."
-Saint John Chrysostom

"Hell is indefinite."
-Charles Williams

"Neither Heaven nor Hell. It is simply Purgatory."
-Abraham Lincoln

"A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth."
-George Bernard Shaw

"...adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them."
-Dr. Seuss

"Hell is to drift; heaven is to steer."
-George Bernard Shaw

"Hell is full of musical amateurs."
-George Bernard Shaw

"Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned."
-George Bernard Shaw

"A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth. "
-George Bernard Shaw

"A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell."
-George Bernard Shaw

"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant."
-Scott Adams

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with."
-Tennessee Williams

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."
-Aldous Huxley

"If I can't do something for the public good, what the hell am I doing?"
-Anita Roddick

"Hell, there are no rules here- we're trying to accomplish something."
-Thomas A. Edison

"Take care of the fans and they will sure as hell take care of you."
-Elvis Presley

"I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell."
-Harry S Truman

"I never give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell."
-Harry S Truman

"If everything isn't black and white, I say, "Why the hell not?""
-John Wayne

"I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it'."
-Oscar Levant