Funny Quotes

"Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what's funny about what you're doing."
-Roger Von Oech

"James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was."
-Will Ferrell

"Again, it was funny how many problems Shaq had against 6'8."
-Ben Wallace

"That is funny. Of course, the bigger scoop will be if we hear something from Jesus ."
-Robert Stanley

"Truly, we never had the first argument, ... He was very funny, smart, well-spoken, and most of all, dedicated."
-Herb Elliott

"And he's funny. He's disarmingly funny."
-Michael Davies

"It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way."
-Kate Winslet

"She was real sweet. She was funny and outgoing."
-Melissa Taylor

"That's what acting is about, ... Funny wigs and voices, that's what we do."
-Cillian Murphy

"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is."
-Steve Martin

"It's funny, 'cause when you have a really tough discipline problem, sometimes you bring them to Barbara."
-Karen Meredith

"I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right."
-Billy Crystal

"He's dating again, ... He's out there and it's comparatively a breeze for him, at 71, of course, because he's a guy. We deal with that in the movie, and it is quite funny."
-Diane Lane

"It's funny, but touching ? a good way to say goodbye."
-Ron Kaminski

"He was so funny, one of those pictures is of my 13th birthday the summer before he was killed."
-Nancy Taylor

"There's things about the game which make it challenging and make it funny."
-Michael Moyer

"Whatever I thought was funny was kept in there. People definitely (got) into it."
-Adam Yauch

"She went for a lay-up and came down kind of funny."
-Lisa Abron

"The funny things they come up with."
-Chris Stakes

"There was something funny about it, ... Ten minutes into the flight, the oxygen containers dropped. Then I knew something was wrong."
-Paul Lukas

"A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum."
-Richard Lester

"She was pretty and you never expected a pretty woman to be that funny. She didn't care that she was pretty."
-Carl Reiner

"I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man."
-Frank Carson

"It's funny, because when I first met Andrei, I never thought that we could make something happen in Russia."
-Barry Adamson

"It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?"
-Monty Python

"He's like the Muhammad Ali of football. Muhammad Ali was the trash-talker of boxing. It's funny, though. It really is."
-Charles Tillman

"I was told that they wanted to head in a different direction, which was pretty funny."
-Steve Bender

"The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible."
-David M. Ogilvy