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"That just means I'm an old fart with nothing else to do."
"[Roshi] is also sometimes translated as old fart."
"He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner."
"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."
"She's a warm fart at Christmas."