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Fart Quotes

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Fart Quotes
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"That just means I'm an old fart with nothing else to do."
-Bruce Shumaker
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"[Roshi] is also sometimes translated as old fart."
-James Ford
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"He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner."
-Johnny Carson
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"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."
-Kurt Vonnegut
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"She's a warm fart at Christmas."
-Jethro Tull
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