Quotes about Doctors

"I don't dawdle. I'm a surgeon. I make an incision, do what needs to be done and sew up the wound. There is a beginning, a middle and an end."
-Dr. Richard Selzer

"I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes."
-Al McGuire

"The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning."
-Lewis Thomas

"Being a doctor has taught me a lot about directing. You're doing the same thing: You're reconstructing the manifold of behavior to the point where an audience says, yes, that's exactly like people I know."
-Jonathan Miller

"I have two doctors - my left leg and my right leg."
-G. M. Trevelyan

"The doctors told us it would be a matter of hours (before she died). But it wasn't. It was another week."
-Becky Holland

"Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class."
-Al McGuire

"Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice?'"
-George Carlin

"You had a problem with your arm, sister. So the doctors had to cut it off."
-Mumtaz Ahmed

"It's not what doctors do. Basically, it turns medicine upside down."
-Dr. Kenneth Stevens

"It's important now for doctors to actually take a culture and to be aware that MRSA is occurring in the community."
-Rachel Gorwitz

"The families have become the doctors, the nurses and the social workers."
-Dr. John Talbott

"I think a lot of doctors have been slow to change."
-Diana Zuckerman

"The doctors believe she's blind but don't know if they can correct that."
-Barbara Matthews

"The doctors told him he had three to six months but he didn't make it."
-Linda Hunt

"The doctors have to look at the MRI and see what the problem is."
-Anders Paerson

"A load of manure because doctors should be able to go where patients need them."
-Mary Smith

"One of the doctors was in New Orleans when Hurricane Katrina hit."
-Jenni Faulkner

"More doctors mean a better service for patients."
-Shaun Woodward

"Doctors say that I'll be out for up to 12 weeks but things are never the way they say."
-Alexander Frei

"That's up to the doctors."
-Sheriff Gary Painter

"Doctors coin money when they do procedures but family medicine doesn't have any procedures."
-Dr. David Jones

"Two doctors are responsible for his recovery, and it goes very well."
-Sun Haiping

"There are at least 2,300 doctors treating patients across 16 civic hospitals."
-Johny Joseph

"I hope these results will make doctors and authorities think about this issue."
-Dr Sulin Cheng

"A doctor's signature was not good enough after 2001."
-John Dickinson

"FORGETFULNESS, n. A gift of God bestowed upon doctors in compensation for their destitution of conscience."
-Ambrose Bierce

"One of doctors is very conversant in Japanese. He will be working to help them if there are any problems."
-Marc Ratner