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Computers Quotes
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"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
-Pablo Picasso
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"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."
-Stephen Hawking
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"Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?"
-Clifford Stoll
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"It [the computer] is the first metamedium, and as such it has degrees of freedom for representation and expression never before encountered and as yet barely investigated."
-Alan Kay
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"Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining."
-Jef Raskin
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"Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up."
-James Magary
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"There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home."
-Ken Olsen
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"To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
-Robert Orben
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"Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers."
-Edward Shepherd Mead
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"The computer is a moron."
-Peter F. Drucker
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"The Semantic Web is not a separate Web but an extension of the current one, in which information is given well-defined meaning, better enabling computers and people to work in cooperation."
-Tim Berners lee
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"The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor."
-Werner Von Braun
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"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."
-Doug Larson
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"Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest."
-Isaac Asimov
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"The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be created in the form of computer programs."
-Joseph Weizenbaum
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"The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited."
-Alan Kay
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"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."
-Robert X. Cringely
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"The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little."
-Joe Martin
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"Most computer users don't think about backing up their software until the day they lose it."
-Don Rittner
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"The utility model of computing - computing resources delivered over the network in much the same way that electricity or telephone service reaches our homes and offices today - makes more sense than ever."
-Scott Mcnealy
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"E-commerce businesses, even e-commerce specialists, have yet to realize that the WWW is first and foremost an emotional experience. Few websites reflect this important priority."
-Grant Fairley
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"In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear."
-John C. Dvorak
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"Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC."
-Andy Grove
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"If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and no-one dares criticize it."
-Pierre Gallois
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"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
-Andy Rooney
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"To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer."
-Dan Rather
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"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them."
-Isaac Asimov
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"Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating with complex programming and intricate wiring a feat his wife handles quite well without fuss or fanfare."
-Lane Olinghouse
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