Computer Quotes

"Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer."
-Rita Mae Brown

"Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?"
-Clifford Stoll

"I want to go to college for computer science."
-Andrew Hall

"Whitehall behaves as if the computer had never been invented."
-Stephen Joseph

"The newspapers said we're in an 'information age' but the kids have never seen a computer."
-Li Xiangping

"There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home."
-Ken Olsen

"The computer can become your best friend because no one is looking at you. But you have to be very honest with yourself."
-Susan Gibbons

"To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
-Robert Orben

"We don't have a computer system in place."
-Suzanne Murphy

"The computer is a moron."
-Peter F. Drucker

"The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor."
-Werner Von Braun

"The Internet, cable TV, and computer games, account for much more of the trend away from books."
-Jeff Abraham

"The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little."
-Joe Martin

"The New York Hilton is laid out with a competence that would make a computer blush."
-Ada Louise Huxtable

"At least it's old and we'll know how to fix it ? compared to new buses with computer chips everywhere."
-Carl Duley

"Ten years ago, if your computer was broken, you put it in the car and took it to the shop, no big deal."
-Chris Morris

"All those guys should not have had a chance when there was IBM sitting there, dominating the computer industry, but they did it."
-Robert Bigelow

"Most computer users don't think about backing up their software until the day they lose it."
-Don Rittner

"This allows me to have access to my patients' records from any computer no matter where I may be."
-John Williamson

"I'm a CEO. Although I do a lot of my work at home in front of the computer."
-John Rowan

"It's basically like rebooting your computer. It stops it and resets it."
-Tony Colucci

"Apple has always been the oddball in the computer industry but without question they come out with the best products and they have so much cash. I'm a big fan."
-Matthew Kelmon

"We are getting a lot of calls about the computer lab, especially from seniors."
-Traci Grant

"We plan on donating it to our local school [which his children attend] to buy a computer."
-Jordan Kimmel

"You can either pay someone to drive around or you can pay for a computer to scan the area."
-Josh Smith

"When the computer came into the world, it changed everything."
-Dean Williams

"They said it was going to be about a computer-based bank robbery, and I said, whatever it is you want, I'm there."
-Lawrence Levine

"You can look on your computer, see who is calling, decide to take the call or transfer the call to an assistant by the click of a button."
-Hal Epstein