Comedy Quotes
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"The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended halfness; a non performance of that which is pretended to be performed, at the same time that one is giving loud pledges of performance. The balking of the intellect, is comedy and it announces itself in the pleasant spasms we call laughter."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"This sentimental comedy by the Soviet playwright Aleksei Arbuzov is said to have had a great success in its own country. So do fringed lamp shades."
-Richard Eder
-Richard Eder
"I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything."
-Jerry Seinfeld
-Jerry Seinfeld
"Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end."
-Sid Caesar
-Sid Caesar
"Well their performance was really brilliant. They should get an Oscar for best performance in a comedy."
-Laura Pollan
-Laura Pollan
"I was hoping that the appeal of the show would stretch beyond the anglophile and comedy-obsessed."
-Matt Lucas
-Matt Lucas
