Brain Quotes

"He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."
-Albert Einstein

"I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to find how much ground it covers. I have got its divisions and frontiers down on a piece of paper. I find it defined as a production of the brain, as the power of the brain to produce something humorous, and the capacity of percieving humor."
-Mark Twain

"If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes."
-Pablo Picasso

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities."
-Dr. Seuss

"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
-Robert Frost

"What a splendid head, yet no brain."
-Aesop

"The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."
-George Jessel

"If little else, the brain is an educational toy."
-Tom Robbins

"Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons."
-Will Cuppy

"The human brain is a most unusual instrument of elegant and as yet unknown capacity."
-Stuart Seaton

"Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250."
-Harper's Index

"One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead."
-Scott Adams

"All right, brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer."
-Matt Groening

"It is good to rub and polish our brain against that of others."
-Michel de Montaigne

"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain."
-J. K. Rowling

"The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass."
-Margaret Cho

"Books, the children of the brain."
-Jonathan Swift

"No brain is stronger than its weakest think."
-Thomas L. Masson

"We are always fascinated when the brain goes haywire."
-Alan Brown

"An open brain search."
-Fred Sears

"It is probably too early for us to tell what that means, but it is very important to us that he has a lot of brain activity."
-Dr. Julian Bailes

"Who should have spent their money on a brain implant?"
-Anne Robinson

"We go into detail about what's actually happening, how the disease affects the brain."
-Becky Reichelt

"I think it's so important to keep learning and keep your brain active."
-Beverly Mitchell

"The heart has eyes which the brain knows nothing of."
-Charles H. Perkhurst

"Apparently something was in there, still marinating in his brain. It's a strange one."
-Drew Outhouse

"In music one must think with the heart and feel with the brain."
-George Szell

"If I were pitching it in Hollywood, ... I'd say it's `The Out-of-Towners' with a brain transplant."
-Bruce Campbell