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Brain Quotes
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"He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."
-Albert Einstein
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"I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to find how much ground it covers. I have got its divisions and frontiers down on a piece of paper. I find it defined as a production of the brain, as the power of the brain to produce something humorous, and the capacity of percieving humor."
-Mark Twain
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"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities."
-Dr. Seuss
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"If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes."
-Pablo Picasso
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"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
-Robert Frost
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"What a splendid head, yet no brain."
-Aesop
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"The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."
-George Jessel
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"If little else, the brain is an educational toy."
-Tom Robbins
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"Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think."
-Ambrose Bierce
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"The human brain is a most unusual instrument of elegant and as yet unknown capacity."
-Stuart Seaton
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"Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250."
-Harper's Index
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"One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead."
-Scott Adams
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"All right, brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer."
-Matt Groening
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"It is good to rub and polish our brain against that of others."
-Michel de Montaigne
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"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain."
-J. K. Rowling
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"The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass."
-Margaret Cho
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"Books, the children of the brain."
-Jonathan Swift
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"No brain is stronger than its weakest think."
-Thomas L. Masson
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"An open brain search."
-Fred Sears
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"We are always fascinated when the brain goes haywire."
-Alan Brown
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"It is probably too early for us to tell what that means, but it is very important to us that he has a lot of brain activity."
-Dr. Julian Bailes
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"I think it's so important to keep learning and keep your brain active."
-Beverly Mitchell
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"Who should have spent their money on a brain implant?"
-Anne Robinson
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"We go into detail about what's actually happening, how the disease affects the brain."
-Becky Reichelt
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"In music one must think with the heart and feel with the brain."
-George Szell
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"We really don't know, but then we really don't know how anyone controls their brain to perform an action."
-Sean Mackey
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"Apparently something was in there, still marinating in his brain. It's a strange one."
-Drew Outhouse
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"The heart has eyes which the brain knows nothing of."
-Charles H. Perkhurst
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