Beer Quotes

"Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer]."
-H. Allen Smith

"The government will fall that raises the price of beer."
-Czech Proverb

"You can never buy beer, you just rent it."
-Archie Bunker

"I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night."
-Greek Proverb

"The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer."
-Egyptian Proverb

"Oldest Beer on the River."
-Daniel Boone

"Now we have a new government, so our motive to produce non-alcoholic beer becomes stronger."
-Nadim Khoury

"Life isn't all beer and skittles."
-Thomas Hughes

"Lots of liquor. Mostly beer and wine."
-Don Peritz

"It's the beer talking."
-George Hacker

"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer."
-Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Now people come in and they're very excited about talking about beer and brewing."
-Colin Kaminski

"San Diego has always had a champagne appetite and a beer budget."
-John Fowler

"The Strokes are probably having a beer surrounded by supermodels."
-Steve Jocz

"We can sell non-alcoholic beer in Gaza very easily."
-Nadim Khoury

"I didn't drink a single beer until my senior year."
-Tom Murphy

"There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that."
-Sandra Bullock

"One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer."
-John Lee

"I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats."
-James Hetfield

"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."
-Dan Castellaneta

"Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer."
-Homer Simpson

"That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question."
-Joseph Epstein

"Our steak and martinis is draft beer with weenies."
-George Jones

"We discussed this very important issue yesterday over a beer."
-Vladimir Putin

"We'd like very much to see a reduction in the interdependence of beer and football."
-Andy Geiger

"Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world."
-Jack Nicholson

"The beer market has changed [in Ontario]."
-John Sleeman

"Well, if there's poison in the beer, you shut down St. Patty's day."
-Pat Buchanan