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Wilson Mizner Quotes

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"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something."
-Wilson Mizner in Listening quotes.
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"If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research."
-Wilson Mizner
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"Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor - unassisted."
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"Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something."
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"The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong."
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"Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest."
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"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research."
-Wilson Mizner
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"I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at."
-Wilson Mizner in Judgement quotes.
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"The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book."
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"A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions."
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"I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it."
-Wilson Mizner
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"Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down."
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"Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton."
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"God help those who do not help themselves."
-Wilson Mizner
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"Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time."
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"I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."
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"Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him."
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