W. C. Fields Quotes

"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
-W. C. Fields in Life quotes.

"Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live."
-W. C. Fields

"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
-W. C. Fields

"The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves."
-W. C. Fields

"My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies."
-W. C. Fields

"A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for."
-W. C. Fields

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
-W. C. Fields

"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes."
-W. C. Fields

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
-W. C. Fields in Prejudice quotes.

"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."
-W. C. Fields in Drinking quotes.

"Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill."
-W. C. Fields in Attitude quotes.

"Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink."
-W. C. Fields

"Never give a sucker an even break."
-W. C. Fields

"I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home."
-W. C. Fields

"I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother."
-W. C. Fields