Victor Borge Quotes

"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."
-Victor Borge

"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."
-Victor Borge in Humor quotes.

"You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?"
-Victor Borge

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
-Victor Borge

"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."
-Victor Borge in Family quotes.

"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."
-Victor Borge

"Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year."
-Victor Borge

"When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance."
-Victor Borge

"I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't."
-Victor Borge