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Steve Martin Quotes

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"A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true."
-Steve Martin
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"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is."
-Steve Martin in Chaos quotes.
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"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."
-Steve Martin in Disease quotes.
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"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."
-Steve Martin
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"I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't."
-Steve Martin
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"I gave my cat a bath the other day. . .they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, if was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that. . ."
-Steve Martin
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"There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that."
-Steve Martin
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"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
-Steve Martin
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"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
-Steve Martin
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