Stan Freberg Quotes

"When he was a little kid, he was a fat, spoiled kid. I can tell the type."
-Stan Freberg

"Well, we're all a little hostile every now and then, some of us are able to sublimate, others of us can't adjust. You know how it is."
-Stan Freberg

"Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?"
-Stan Freberg

"All women are troublemakers who take the money their husbands need desperately for a new and better speaker, and selfishly squander it on things like shoes for the children, homogenized milk, or perhaps A SECOND DRESS!"
-Stan Freberg

"Black is a great color!!! it sets off your wig!"
-Stan Freberg

"Say that was a nice number, you kids get a pretty good sound out of them moccasins!"
-Stan Freberg

"Most folks call 'em green onions, but they're really scallions!"
-Stan Freberg