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Spike Milligan Quotes

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"It's all in the mind, you know."
-Spike Milligan
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"And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and the earth brought forth grass and the Rastafarians smoked it."
-Spike Milligan
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"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
-Spike Milligan in Marriage quotes.
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"I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."
-Spike Milligan in Reading quotes.
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"Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy."
-Spike Milligan in Enemies quotes.
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"Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard."
-Spike Milligan
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"For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string."
-Spike Milligan
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"All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
-Spike Milligan in Money quotes.
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"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
-Spike Milligan in Happiness quotes.
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"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
-Spike Milligan
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