Sandra Bernhard Quotes

"If you close your eyes, you could just as well imagine me to be vintage Ali MacGraw, circa 1968."
-Sandra Bernhard

"A remembrance can mean nothing to the one remembered; it can only remind the ones left behind how little they did while you were still alive."
-Sandra Bernhard

"On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis Hopper--all your choices should be so easy."
-Sandra Bernhard

"Madonna's got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being."
-Sandra Bernhard