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Robin Williams Quotes

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"Comedy is acting out optimism."
-Robin Williams
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"My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins."
-Robin Williams
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"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."
-Robin Williams
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"Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
-Robin Williams
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"Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students."
-Robin Williams
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"She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other."
-Robin Williams
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"Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!"
-Robin Williams
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"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
-Robin Williams in Reality quotes.
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"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
-Robin Williams in Sanity quotes.
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"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
-Robin Williams
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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. "
-Robin Williams
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"Ah, divorce. The Latin word meaning to rip a man's genitals out through his wallet."
-Robin Williams
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"Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money."
-Robin Williams
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"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
-Robin Williams
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