Robert Byrne Quotes

"Love will find a lay."
-Robert Byrne

"Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns)."
-Robert Byrne

"Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least."
-Robert Byrne

"Partying is such sweet sorrow."
-Robert Byrne

"Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo."
-Robert Byrne

"Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell."
-Robert Byrne

"Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life."
-Robert Byrne in Children quotes.

"A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life."
-Robert Byrne in Politics quotes.

"In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat."
-Robert Byrne in Order quotes.

"Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one."
-Robert Byrne in Reading quotes.

"Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography."
-Robert Byrne in Heart quotes.

"There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on."
-Robert Byrne in Beginning quotes.

"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time."
-Robert Byrne in Time quotes.

"Getting caught is the mother of invention."
-Robert Byrne in Invention quotes.

"Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours.""
-Robert Byrne