Rob Schneider Quotes

"I try not to have too much of an ego. I'll do anything."
-Rob Schneider

"Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so."
-Rob Schneider

"I want to make films that make people laugh hard, and I am not afraid to walk away from this business tomorrow."
-Rob Schneider

"Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots."
-Rob Schneider

"I just think that beautiful people don't have it as hard, you know? They just don't know what rejection's like. That's why super models aren't good actresses, because they don't need anything. If someone is beautiful and she's needy, she's probably had a terrible childhood."
-Rob Schneider

"First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for "The Passion of the Christ"? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff."
-Rob Schneider

"I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so I found the joy again when I was writing Deuce Bigelow. I was laughing so hard and along with my writing partner at the time, simply laughing until we cried."
-Rob Schneider

"I like to sneak in under the radar. I don't have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff. I'm never in the tabloids. I prefer that."
-Rob Schneider