Ray Romano Quotes

"I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell."
-Ray Romano

"If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now."
-Ray Romano

"He missed a shot and got frustrated and accidentally hit himself on the head with his own putter and needed stitches on the course. It was hysterical, ... He continued playing. He didn't get hurt. It wasn't serious."
-Ray Romano

"It is our swan song, and (winning) kind of symbolizes the closure at the end, and I miss it already. I'm gonna go bawl now."
-Ray Romano

"We couldn't land right away there was a dog on the runway."
-Ray Romano

"We want to recognize that it is the end of the show without really saying it. But we'll satisfy the audience's desire for a little heart."
-Ray Romano

"It was a shock to win, ... Even you guys - admit it - you thought 'Desperate Housewives' was going to win."
-Ray Romano

"If you ever want to go golfing, take Brad with you. He will make you look better, ... He came in dead last. There were 75 celebrities and pro athletes and he came in dead last."
-Ray Romano