Randy K. Milholland Quotes

"We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes."
-Randy K. Milholland in Failure quotes.

"The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better."
-Randy K. Milholland in Friendship quotes.

"In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side."
-Randy K. Milholland

"Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone."
-Randy K. Milholland

"Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it."
-Randy K. Milholland in Death quotes.

"Success only hurts the first time."
-Randy K. Milholland

"Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes."
-Randy K. Milholland in Friendship quotes.

"Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it."
-Randy K. Milholland

"That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise."
-Randy K. Milholland

"Never confuse the faith with the supposedly faithful."
-Randy K. Milholland in Religion quotes.

"The only time anyone's admitted they were a Christian before was when they were busy telling me why they're better than me."
-Randy K. Milholland in Religion quotes.

"Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable."
-Randy K. Milholland in Love quotes.

"It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of."
-Randy K. Milholland in Friendship quotes.

"I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens."
-Randy K. Milholland in Death quotes.

"Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds."
-Randy K. Milholland

"People age even when you're not looking."
-Randy K. Milholland in Age quotes.

"I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts."
-Randy K. Milholland

"Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives."
-Randy K. Milholland

"The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them."
-Randy K. Milholland in Crime quotes.

"You can't show love to someone at the expense of someone else who loves you."
-Randy K. Milholland in Love quotes.

"Our heroes are people and people are flawed. Don't let that taint the thing you love."
-Randy K. Milholland in Heroes quotes.

"Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing."
-Randy K. Milholland in Writing quotes.

"Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?"
-Randy K. Milholland

"The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman."
-Randy K. Milholland

"Desperate is not a sexual preference."
-Randy K. Milholland in Sex quotes.

"It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be."
-Randy K. Milholland in Dreams quotes.

"The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense."
-Randy K. Milholland