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Paul Merton Quotes

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"On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you here?'."
-Paul Merton in New york quotes.
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"Ian Hislop is going to be the new Doctor Who."
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