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Pat Paulsen Quotes

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"Eventually, we're going to have beds."
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"Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles."
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"You cannot imagine what it looked like Friday. The water was turned off. The building was filthy. You're looking at a miracle."
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"If elected, I will win."
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"We don't know where they're from. We don't know what the demographics are. We've prepared for everything."
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