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Oscar Levant Quotes

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"Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate."
-Oscar Levant
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"I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy."
-Oscar Levant
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"I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself."
-Oscar Levant
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"I am no more humble than my talents require."
-Oscar Levant in Humility quotes.
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"Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember."
-Oscar Levant in Happiness quotes.
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"A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first."
-Oscar Levant
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"I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it'."
-Oscar Levant
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"I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good."
-Oscar Levant
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"I knew her before she was a virgin."
-Oscar Levant
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"I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin."
-Oscar Levant in Celebrity quotes.
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"Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character."
-Oscar Levant in Character quotes.
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"Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath."
-Oscar Levant
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"I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me."
-Oscar Levant
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"The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too."
-Oscar Levant
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"I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away."
-Oscar Levant
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"The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."
-Oscar Levant
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"When you give up drinking, you have to deal with that wonderful personality that started you drinking in the first place."
-Oscar Levant
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"I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night."
-Oscar Levant in Enemies quotes.
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"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. "
-Oscar Levant
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"Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel."
-Oscar Levant in Hollywood quotes.
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"Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision."
-Oscar Levant
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"I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on."
-Oscar Levant
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"I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients."
-Oscar Levant
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