Monty Python Quotes

"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!"
-Monty Python in Funny quotes.

"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
-Monty Python

"It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?"
-Monty Python in Humor quotes.

"We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!"
-Monty Python in Funny quotes.

"-She turned me into a newt! -A newt?-I got better..."
-Monty Python

"'It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britain's great pre-war joke, and one which Hitler just couldn't match.'"
-Monty Python

"Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark."
-Monty Python

"My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white."
-Monty Python in Television quotes.