Melissa Rivers Quotes

"He could spit in your face and you'd still say, 'Take me here, take me now!'"
-Melissa Rivers

"We're praying the hair will be as big as the boobs."
-Melissa Rivers

"I am very excited to be a part of the CMA celebration this year, especially since it is their first telecast outside of Nashville, ... I'm an enormous country music fan, and can't wait to see many of the artists I know as they walk down the Red Carpet."
-Melissa Rivers

"They just blow the doors off. Now you have women who are more in control of their look."
-Melissa Rivers

"It feels bizarre to be completely done up and it's still sunny out."
-Melissa Rivers