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Margaret Smith Quotes

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"Teenagers and men are coming in to learn how to knit. And we're seeing people who haven't knitted in 30 years."
-Margaret Smith
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"If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No"."
-Margaret Smith
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"I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes."
-Margaret Smith
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"I'm nervous, but very excited, ... always remember my friends and all the great times we have together and just how much fun this all is."
-Margaret Smith
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"The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently."
-Margaret Smith
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"My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?"
-Margaret Smith
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"I was much further out than you thought, and not waving but drowning."
-Margaret Smith
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