Lily Tomlin Quotes

"We are all in this together, by ourselves."
-Lily Tomlin

"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
-Lily Tomlin in Reality quotes.

"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse."
-Lily Tomlin

"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then-we elected them."
-Lily Tomlin in Americans quotes.

"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
-Lily Tomlin

"We're all in this alone."
-Lily Tomlin

"When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don't feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one."
-Lily Tomlin

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
-Lily Tomlin in Language quotes.

"What's reality anyway? Nothing but a collective hunch."
-Lily Tomlin

"Why is it when we talk to God we're praying - but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?"
-Lily Tomlin

"Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?"
-Lily Tomlin in God quotes.

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"
-Lily Tomlin

"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"
-Lily Tomlin

"No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up."
-Lily Tomlin in Cynicism quotes.

"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."
-Lily Tomlin

"I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific."
-Lily Tomlin

"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation."
-Lily Tomlin in Belief quotes.

"Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination."
-Lily Tomlin