Leslie Nielsen Quotes

"No, no, no, Mel is very much together as a director, always moving forward."
-Leslie Nielsen

"I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf, ... There goes the Nike account."
-Leslie Nielsen

"You could respond to it on a very human basis."
-Leslie Nielsen

"You're excited? You should feel my nipples!"
-Leslie Nielsen

"This is your last chance. And I'm not talking about one of those Major League Baseball Steve Howe kind of last chances."
-Leslie Nielsen

"'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'"
-Leslie Nielsen

"It's a different ballgame, ... It'll be funny, interesting. As actors, we're doing our own writing."
-Leslie Nielsen

"With a blonde bombshell (Francis) in the picture, there could be no love affair between her and anybody who was not Caucasian. It would (have been) tough enough to even have her in the same room with a black man or a Chinese guy. Those things are all changed today."
-Leslie Nielsen

"Doing nothing is very hard to do ... you never know when you're finished."
-Leslie Nielsen

"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes."
-Leslie Nielsen

"I just want you to know, I faked every orgasm."
-Leslie Nielsen