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Les Dawson Quotes

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"He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical."
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"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own."
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"Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up."
-Les Dawson
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"A square egg in a dish of lentils won't make a marrow bend with the wind, nor will it make rhubarb grow up the milkmaid's leg."
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"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."
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