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"Men are not punished for their sins, but by them."
-Kin Hubbard
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"There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?"
-Kin Hubbard in Success quotes.
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"Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation."
-Kin Hubbard in Weather quotes.
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"The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you."
-Kin Hubbard
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"When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done."
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"A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on."
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"No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish."
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"The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they've been indicted."
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"Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought."
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"Never get married while you're going to college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake."
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"Everything comes to him who waits but a loaned book."
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"Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you."
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"Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while."
-Kin Hubbard
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"A good listener is usually thinking about something else."
-Kin Hubbard in Listening quotes.
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"Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has travelled is the worst."
-Kin Hubbard
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"So far I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost."
-Kin Hubbard
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"The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them."
-Kin Hubbard
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"Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature."
-Kin Hubbard
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"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit."
-Kin Hubbard
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"The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket."
-Kin Hubbard in Money quotes.
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"One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before."
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"Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune."
-Kin Hubbard in Music quotes.
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"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men."
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"There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn't make the mistake of trying to get together."
-Kin Hubbard
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