Kevin Nealon Quotes

"[SERIES PREMIERE: WEEDS (Showtime) When Nancy Botwin (Mary-Louise Parker) is suddenly widowed, she raises money by selling marijuana to her neighbors. Former] SNL ... Six Feet Under the Influence."
-Kevin Nealon

"The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about [until then]. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining."
-Kevin Nealon

"I am elated to have made this group. It makes me feel important."
-Kevin Nealon

"A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers."
-Kevin Nealon

"Curb Your Enthusiasm, ... is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses."
-Kevin Nealon

"A new poll showed that if the election was held today, people would be confused because it is normally held in November."
-Kevin Nealon

"Is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses."
-Kevin Nealon