Kathy Griffin Quotes

"[We] are working on it. He will be a part of my Bravo show next season."
-Kathy Griffin

"Put your eyebrows on the night stand and hang up the phone. He has lady eyebrows; pretty, drag-queen eyebrows. Enough with the tweezing."
-Kathy Griffin

"We're so used to seeing celebrities being driven around in limos. I can go to an In-N-Out Burger whenever I want, and no one takes my picture."
-Kathy Griffin

"And you can't exhale."
-Kathy Griffin

"Chris Rock doesn't do that, ... They're paying me my normal rate like I was doing a theater or college. So I'm there. Me in someone's living room."
-Kathy Griffin

"This is when Casper Van Dien gets to have his moment in the sun."
-Kathy Griffin

"KATHY GRIFFIN: MY LIFE ON THE D-LIST ... To Kathy Griffin. Warmest wishes, Renee Zellweger."
-Kathy Griffin

"And Don Cheadle and Andy Garcia are just sitting there. They are the real meat and bones of that cast. Julia keeps going on about how they are all good friends, and Don says something about his kids. She goes, 'I didn't know you had kids.' That tells you something. Good friends, sure."
-Kathy Griffin