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Josh Billings Quotes

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"The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it."
-Josh Billings in Prayer quotes.
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"Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to."
-Josh Billings
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"Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute."
-Josh Billings in Silence quotes.
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"Those who enter heaven may find the outer walls plastered with creeds, but they won't find any on the inside."
-Josh Billings
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"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
-Josh Billings in Dogs quotes.
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"Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius."
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"One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness."
-Josh Billings in Victory quotes.
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"Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he had got."
-Josh Billings
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"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way."
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"About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment."
-Josh Billings in Writing quotes.
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"If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We couldn't even eat hash with safety."
-Josh Billings
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"Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are and doing things as they ought to be done."
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"One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he can."
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"To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while."
-Josh Billings in Children quotes.
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"Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed."
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"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well."
-Josh Billings
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"Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there."
-Josh Billings
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"Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope."
-Josh Billings
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"The truly innocent are those who not only are guiltless themselves, but who think others are."
-Josh Billings
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"It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those we intend to commit."
-Josh Billings
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"You can buy a pretty good dog with a lot of money, but you can't buy the wag of its tail."
-Josh Billings
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"It may be risky to marry for love, but it's so honest that the Lord just has to smile on it."
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"No one can disgrace us but ourselves."
-Josh Billings
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"As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. "
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"My son, observe the postage stamp! Its usefulness depends upon its ability to stick to one thing until it gets there."
-Josh Billings
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"There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them."
-Josh Billings
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